those jerks at culinary school always called me a weenie but look at me now
what do i have to do to get you guys to watch farscape? sexual favours? is it sexual favours? ‘cause i will do sexual favours for you if you watch farscape i’m in this for the long haul
there are foxes that live near us (under our neighbours’ shed) and they are so fucking loud the word caterwaul was invented purely to describe the sound these foxes make scares the shit outta me cause i’m like FUCK ARE THERE CATS FIGHTING ARE THEY MY CATS KITTIES DONT FIGHT I WILL SAVE YOU but no it’s these frikity frackling foxes like fuckin banshees
They are so canon that calling them ‘not canon’ feels like a lie, but then it technically isn’t and ARRRGGHH
*commiserates with you* and then sikozu comes along and she kinda annoyed me immediately because she acted like such a little know-it-all brat and then i kept bouncing back and forth between liking her and hating her like the ball from pong and it’s just like no. no, stop it. just effing kiss braca, on the lips, one effing time, and then you can bang whoever you like, but you make this canon right now.
I was doing a bit of an anatomy study on my livestream and was asked to please post it.
- The crotch is the halfway point of the body from top of the head to bottom of the feet
- Shoulders to hips = hips to ankles
- Elbows rest at the waist line
- Wrists rest at the crotch line
- Shoulders and breasts/pecks should always be parallel, no matter what angle the shoulders are at
- With boob placement, keep in mind where the collar bone, ribs, and shoulders are. Breats have muscles that connect to the arm—hence why lifting an arm also lifts the breast corresponding with it.
- Feet are the same length as your elbow to wrist.
- There are two bones in the knee; the cap and a smaller one below it. You CAN see them and adding that subtle detail is a really nice touch!
- When drawing eyes, keep in mind that you should be able to fit the width of an eye between them
- The face is broken down into thirds; hairline to eyebrows, eyebrows to bottom of the nose, bottom of the nose to chin
- The halfway point of the head is at the eyeline
- The mouth is 1/3rd of the way from the bottom of the nose to the chin
- Ears are from the top of the eyes to the bottom of the nose
- When drawing a 3/4th view of the face, do NOT MAKE THE FURTHEST EYE SMALLER — the perspective is too small to be noticeable unless you are doing extremely accentuated/warped perspective. The eyebrows, top of the eyes, and bottom of the eyes should all be parallel regardless of the face’s angle. The only differences should be the widths; front eye should be wider than the further eye.
Knowing the rules to anatomy is important! Once you learn them, then you can break them. （ ≖‿≖）*
…there’s only one bone in the knee, the patella (commonly called the cap). It’s held in place by a shit-ton of tendons and ligament and floats between the femur and the tibia. It’s shaped like a rounded triangle pointing down.
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
Lady Gaga vs Pokémon - Applause
I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE HOW WELL THIS WORKS, I AM COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY
Strobe warning for the video!
ahhh sweetheart that sucks. silly family story: my great grandfather cut his kids hair and one year my great aunt lois wanted her hair cut like theirs. she hated it and proceeded to wear a stocking cap all summer she hated it so much (there are pics)
:] I love you, you’re such a sweetie. my turn to tell a story!
my mom’s parents were weird as all fuck and her mom was an heiress and they spent summers in the country in virginia at their plantation house and one time they got goats and the goats just ran around everywhere eating literally everything. my mom tells this better, but she’s got a million of them, her family was whack
i’m crying because braca and scorpius are totall canon but they’re not canon and there is not enough fanfiction to make this even a tiny bit okay
Ōkunoshima aka “rabbit island” the ultimate destination for bunny lovers.
SO MANY BUBN
Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.
The wife laughing in the background is fucking adorable fjlsdbfjkadsfadsfas
When I Land the Job.
Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages.
I LOVE THIS…
wait but I need more.
wait where’s the rest it can’t stop like that waaaiiiiit